Israel: Damn he hot Poland: Boobies Belarus: Spiritual healers Austria: Brought to you by Dreamworks Armenia: Heyoaheyohaye Netherlands: Destiny’s Child Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Hungary: He’ll defeat the Huns Italy: Harambe in heaven Denmark: My ears are bleeding Portugal: Good ol’ 1950′s Azerbaijan: Halloween Croatia: low budget Il Volo Australia: Sam Smith but with more eyebrows Greece: Worst song you’ll hear in your entire life Spain: Lazy Song v2 Norway: Daft Punk vs Imagine Dragons vs Alan Walker United Kingdom: Toilet break Cyprus: Human v2 Romania: Peter and Heidi all grown up Germany: Titanium but worse Ukraine: In final only because they are host Belgium: Dull song with girl about to cry Sweden: Me going to gym after work Bulgaria: 3 years old kid with a voice of a 35 old man France: Puts Eiffel Tower to background in case you mistake us for China
